Today was the day. (STILLIZLULZOKAYNOSHITTYHUMOURBYE)
It just felt right. Nothing helped me get you off my mind, hard I may try. I was getting delusional and everything somehow now related to you.
TV – failed.
Funny articles (The article about Alfie HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA) – failed.
Facebook(heh) – failed.
Poop(A first) – failed.
I – had failed.
You had won. And so I had decided. (Persuasion FTW!). Off my bum, I stood; and set towards my destiny. Yes, you were my destiny.
The moment gaping, only time was what seperated me from you. I wanted to make it as special as I could and so, I pictured it in my head. Perfect it seemed. I added the odd extra ingredient to make sure that it was perfect and, maybe, even help spice it all up.
A few minutes passed and you were right where I wanted you. In my lap, and waiting; just the way I liked you. And then…
I took my first nibble.
With drums rolling in my head and my taste buds almost able to anticipate the taste of you, yummy as ever and the way I’d imagined… you were awful.
I was heart-broken.
Raw in places and lacking flavour in others, the french fries that I had longed for, were not these. You were an utter waste of my time.
You were proof that I still suck as a cook. (Ilearnthowtomakechickenkarahilastweekthoughandthatwasprettygoodsoeffawfpliss o.o)
Lazy - Deep Purple 
heartfelt.
Your blog made me jealous, Sara. And so I just wrote about what I’d done just 5.45675723 minutes ago. 😀
hey
you write really well…
i enjoyed this one
Haha THANKS, Dhruv bro!
Boredom breeds procrastination, and oh meaningless(-fulllawlz?) articles.
2 days in GIK were enough to help me realize your pain, man.
Say it, Hussam. Say that you loved it, up there. 😀
Next year, I will be a FREEEEEEEBIRD WOOHOO! <o/
(thanksforthecommentsbtw :D)
Honestly, it was a great experience. Except for the food. But you already know abou that 😛
HAHAHAHAHA. Yaaaar. I love your way of writing. Hilarious.
Haha thanks yaaar. Saee mood off ho gya tha chips kha ke mera, so thought I should put it in writing. Bechari meri behn, I gave her half my plate to munch on LOL. Interestingly, she said nothing. =/
At least you tried. I love the build up. 🙂
🙂
Fuck off and make me a sammich, whore. You good for nothing piece of burnt cow carcass.
Aw, joking. Heartfelt like Sara said. Sargodha ao, daig banayen ge aap ke liye huzoor.
…
Topi ponch gaya hoon. Now don’t fucking push it, achaw? :aha:
Hahaha yawr. Friezez bananay sikhaa doon mere laal ko?
Pehle boil karo potatoes until they’re HALF-COOKED. Phir fry karo on HIGH HEAT until gawldun. Then nikaalo and salt n chat masala.
Sex.
kbi
Hahaha yaaaawr AATE HAIN!
Iss baar achay naee banay. Bawt pukk lagi si. o.o
Good stuff! The french fries was a good unexpected twist!:P
Oh hello! Thanks for the comment haha. I need to go back to doing this again. I miss being creative about stuff. DAMNED WRITER’S-BLOCK! =(
LOL! OMG Love? French fries, magically enough, always taste best when someone else makes them.
I perfected the technique the other night. =D
^ That’s what she said.
Froze in my tracks at “took my first nibble” but haaaaaha. Did not see that coming! Nicely done 🙂 but now I want fries..
I LIVE for fries. And oh, thanks for commenting, Sahar. \o/
I WANT FRIES TOO OMG. =(
Hey! This is wayyyy better than mine. 😀
Haha thanksss! 😀